Do weddings get your girly parts all excited? Why, may I ask?

I got married in the same clothes I'd slept in and had on for three days straight, on a skateboard, at a drive-through chapel, like I was ordering some damn mcnuggets. I never saw the appeal in a big to-do...not then, and certainly not now...especially not about some other person's wedding. Blah. Am I missing something? Froofy dresses, heels, dry and overpriced cake, and formality just don't do it for me.